{world's shortest fairytale}

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRYTALE

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "will you marry me?"

The guy said "No."

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank Strawberries N' Creme Frappucinos, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.

The End.