{small vent}

I like my space people. Back the hell up. Don't crowd me. Don't come into my space uninvited. Don't stand over my shoulder and look at my computer screen. Don't hang over the side of my cube and talk (aka SPIT) into my water. Just back up!

The exception to this rule is if you are either a) a close friend or b) and incredibly hot guy.

[deep breathing]