{injured list}

If I was playing a sport, I'd be on this list. In the past week I've:

* Fallen down a sheer rock face, scraping up my elbow, hands and stomach and SEVERLY bruising my knee
* Fell down a steep mountain side resulting in cactus needles in my hands and behind
* Hit my head three times IN THE SAME SPOT
* Broken a toe during an indoor water fight

Man, I'm clutz.